This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. He went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a TALKING centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for it and decided he would
start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink. So he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the pub with me and have a
beer?"

There was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited
a few minutes and asked him again, "How about going to the pub and having a
drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation, and then he
decided to ask him one more time, this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house, shouting........

"Hey, you in there! Would you like to go to the pub and have a drink with
me?" A little voice came out of the box : "I heard you the first time. I'm
putting my f**king shoes on."