George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?".

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions...
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth, whatever happened to Billy?"

George W Bush ja Tony Blair seisoivat baarissa.
Eräs baarissa oleva asiakas liittyi joukkoon ja kysyi heiltä mistä he
keskustelevat ?
"Me olemme suunnittelemassa tässä III maailmansotaa." Bush sanoi.
"No voi pahus", sanoi vieras ja kysyi minkälaiset suunnitelmat heillä on
Me olemme suunnitelleet tappavamme 14 miljoonaa muslimia ja yhden
pörssimeklarin", vastasi Bush.
Vieras oli hieman hämillään eikä tiennyt oikein mitä sanoa.
"Hmm,.. pörssimeklarin? Miksi herra jumala te aiotte tappaa pörssimeklarin?"
Silloin George W Bush laski kätensä Tony Blairin olalle ja sanoi:
"Mitä minä sanoin sinulle Tony? Kukaan ei tule kyselemään muslimeista!"